Mildly upsetting ComiCS

 I see bugs bunny on my TV. His classic antics and rubber hose body blessing my television set with his usual catchphrase after he thwarts yet another attempt on his life "Whats up doc?" i laugh, spaghetti falling from my mouth and off my beard onto my white t-shirt. my mom looks annoyed at me, seeing the fat hairy man child she is forced to call her "son". Some nights you wake to find her holding a pillow under her arm and mutter ever so softly to herself "one day......soon....". For now though you are enjoying the red pasta sauce and the wacky misfortune of elmer Fudd.

 water tension: Surface tension could be defined as the property of the surface of a liquid that allows it to resist an external force, due to the cohesive nature of the water molecules. in other words it keeps things like leaves and some bugs from breaking the waters surface and sinking due to its density and mass being too light to break the compact tension of the water molecules. and sometimes that's the only thing keeping it in the water....

 Stupid cunt Karen told me to put out my cig, fuckin bitch cant have shit in Detroit.

Elnor is the middle child in my family. i'm 12, he's 14, Jericho is 18. Elnore doesn't go to school, the district wont let him and he doesn't fit into moms Honda anyways so i dont know how he could get there.  there are a few things you need to know about Elnore before you come to hang out at my house. He is very tall. He has really big eyebrows. he has a BIT of a gimp arm. and his ribs on both of his sides are openly exposed and you can hear him breathe when its cold out. he has asthma... thats all you really need to know about him really.  

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 he comes at night. every night at 12:43AM. I dont know when he started showing up. seems like he has been here forever, never was there? one of the two, havent slept well in a few....years. coffee doesnt let me stay awake to avoid him, he serves me my espresso from the keurig, hot and steaming, whipped cream on top just to spite me. he does a lot of things just to spite me, and every week its a new thing, a new little tiny insignificant thing that drives me closer and closer to that noose... Rubbing one of  his three milky nipples on my laptop to smudge the screen with his greasy lactating skin. Giving me the bird while I lay down in bed and trying to have a wank while calling me a "inconsumate cuck" Not flushing after using the John and wiping his plankboard flat ass on my cat Fluffers..... there is no end, for my demon named "Tiddlywank"