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the last balin
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Balingus-12z a distant moon orbiting a cratered planet that is also orbiting a blue dwarf sun that is doomed to supernova at any moment. On that tiny moon we have the sole survivor of a species of giant humanoids. Balin's. Strikingly handsome, perfectly toned and muscled, if scientist could use the word "Chad" in scientific papers, they would use it to describe this perfect race of godlike beings. Any human would beg at the ankles of these creatures to just be crushed between their massive calves. unfortunately in the twilight of this species history the population peaked and the limited room and resources and food drove them to murder, and cannibalize each other in order to survive, they could never leave their tiny moon, and all inbreeding in the population skyrocketed. now all we have is a grotesque lumbering monster that is all that is left of the genetic code of these once proud creatures. we have codenamed this being "Alabama".