Mildly upsetting ComiCS

 

 I see bugs bunny on my TV. His classic antics and rubber hose body blessing my television set with his usual catchphrase after he thwarts yet another attempt on his life "Whats up doc?" i laugh, spaghetti falling from my mouth and off my beard onto my white t-shirt. my mom looks annoyed at me, seeing the fat hairy man child she is forced to call her "son". Some nights you wake to find her holding a pillow under her arm and mutter ever so softly to herself "one day......soon....". For now though you are enjoying the red pasta sauce and the wacky misfortune of elmer Fudd.

 Every time, every fucking time, you guys give her a kitten, and every time, every GODDAMN TIME, she murders it. you scientist claim she is an intelligent gentle creature who just doesn't know her own strength...if she is so intelligent....SHOULDNT SHE KNOW TO STOP CRUSHING BABY ANIMALS TO DEATH. this is ridiculous at this point, either label her as a pyscopathic and dangerous animal or dont I DONT CARE but STOP giving her small helpless animals to kill because she "wants to be a mommy". you fucking sick labcoat wearing cunts.