Mildly upsetting ComiCS

  do i consume to survive? or because i am bored? is it wrong to derive such pleasure from taking snacks? chips from the closet, cookies under the bed, pasta in the basement, burgers in my head. i eat and i do so. angry, bored,... sad....i eat the feelings away and the food has me feeling glad. cheese and crackers are a favorite there is no denying that. calories calories making me so so fat!

 

 I see bugs bunny on my TV. His classic antics and rubber hose body blessing my television set with his usual catchphrase after he thwarts yet another attempt on his life "Whats up doc?" i laugh, spaghetti falling from my mouth and off my beard onto my white t-shirt. my mom looks annoyed at me, seeing the fat hairy man child she is forced to call her "son". Some nights you wake to find her holding a pillow under her arm and mutter ever so softly to herself "one day......soon....". For now though you are enjoying the red pasta sauce and the wacky misfortune of elmer Fudd.

 His fingers are weiners, His name is Stephen. He had 2 different pairs of socks on his feet at all times but never is seen with shoes, his fingers are dongs, His name is Stephen. He never likes to wear anything but a pair of biking shorts, oddly and sickeningly colored green, his fingers are cocks, his name is Stephen. He speaks with a slow and purposeful deep Georgian tones, you can feel the sweet ice tea and sweet succulent peaches enter your mind as he speaks to you. His fingers are willy's, his name is Stephen.

  I'm sorry i couldn't get enough feed for you Mousey.... i tried so hard but the pet store didn't have enough! i really tried Mousey! your such a good boy....your such a BIG boy, you deserve more then i can give you. I've given you everything, food, water....my parents....my friends....how in hell can you be so HUNGRY. you've eaten everything and everyone i've ever wanted and loved in my life....the only thing i havent given you yet....IS my life...... I'd do it too, all for you Mousey. What's that mousey? your hungry again.....ok buddy.... i got one more piece of food i can give you..... open wide buddy....its not much but its all i have left.....

red looking sus  

 homi homi

 water tension: Surface tension could be defined as the property of the surface of a liquid that allows it to resist an external force, due to the cohesive nature of the water molecules. in other words it keeps things like leaves and some bugs from breaking the waters surface and sinking due to its density and mass being too light to break the compact tension of the water molecules. and sometimes that's the only thing keeping it in the water....

 Stupid cunt Karen told me to put out my cig, fuckin bitch cant have shit in Detroit.

Elnor is the middle child in my family. i'm 12, he's 14, Jericho is 18. Elnore doesn't go to school, the district wont let him and he doesn't fit into moms Honda anyways so i dont know how he could get there.  there are a few things you need to know about Elnore before you come to hang out at my house. He is very tall. He has really big eyebrows. he has a BIT of a gimp arm. and his ribs on both of his sides are openly exposed and you can hear him breathe when its cold out. he has asthma... thats all you really need to know about him really.